To name or not to name

[Paul Spencer]

On the recent Mid-West Welsh Weekend, I took Tim and Bridget Wiltshire, who are "between Bentleys", out in the 3 Litre. Bridget asked if the car had a name, and I had to say it didn't. Then someone else came up to me and said that when she and her husband were following me, she had had to ask him to drop further behind Smelly Bottom. So I had a name for the car! Then someone else commented on that fact that I had been driving Con Brio. So here was another name.

It is a long time since we have had a poll on this site, and I refuse to be bound by the results, so here is a chance to "name that car".